So, last night I was driving myself and a friend from work home from Sydney and out of nowhere, this MASSIVE mother fucking kangaroo jumps out in front of us. For those of you who are not Australian, kangaroos are these fucking annoying animals that jump around everywhere and tourists seem to love them. In the country they are everywhere.
So anyway this roo jumps out in front of us and it must have been about 100kgs and 2m tall. It dented my car so badly it can't be driven, smashed the lights, broke something under the car and some other damage. My car is in the smash repairs now.
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
This means no going anywhere, no social life, pretty much sitting on a bus.
Also, my birthday is in two weeks and birthday money has now become car money, so no birthday party for me.
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
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